Episode 0034: If a slow-paced star had stol'n away

Release date: 2019-04-08
A glitched view of a shortwave transmitter

Transcript

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Welcome to the secret broadcast, sequence 0 0 3 4.

(Goldberg Variations - 23 by Johann Sebastian Bach)

We have a message for the people in the Occupied Zone:

The cone costs five cents on Mondays. The cone costs five cents on Mondays.

Small children came to see him. Small children came to see him.

Message! 1 1 14 14

PGDBT LEDRA DROXR KCAFL XVAHP BKWND HWBVK GPOVW RMCZM PTHTH FVDLF UWEEL GFBWJ LLGBP

Message! 2 2 34 34

WUTUS JZBQQ VLNAM BGINL GAKTE MNSXI QPFIY HXXFQ JRPMI JTSTZ EQLCE HHEXT NLIZM EEWVU KWUTN TLQIE HWTMS QNAFL DCPDV BQCKB STRNN MABTL NTFQU HAKXB UVQRK MFQCH RVKRA NPKRR ODHZS IJGBY WAEAQ FGFIO MWUBK PKWKC

Message! 3 3 34 34

XGLBZ MWWYF USKMY XNLYF LNUQN CMJQC YXBCI QREHA VVXMS IGPKY EJGED MVNVC GHLOL PKVCD EBJIQ QVPXB MOZLX WCXQE VJBDM KZBYP JKZJG QBUIT ASULB QSAEI RAAES QMRWA VWPLN ZUFAT KOSLE HFWMW EKVXW CSTNV VJERE GAOVJ

Message! 4 4 33 33

FHZLM HPKES QGRNH DVDTP OYTSF MTJHG PZWLM VMKRG QSYGR QLYHY HLFFU WIZEM XCENY NJHHH DKWQW AMUDE NDZPL LEXJK IGUWW MYZMM XLFDV AXASJ CKNNP ZSYQN YGWXC PNITP QTUER RIYZL VPWVA VNBRP AVMYS NQWTH KOBMV

Message! 5 5 36 36

WHUPZ FNSCV KRRKV MQEBM VEUFC OFBXK BKFNI PUZND GOAGR QLSXB SYRUW EKJRC AKSWZ ZCBYT PMTYF TLQRS NZLYC BVSTN DWSCO JTLCX FDYMU TZUNK QQYQR IZELP DNWIO XDVWK EPDNC AFLQC JYUEX SBZHG DEWLF OHGVX DEFAZ JFISF NFXGG GIRFU

Message! 6 6 37 37

ZDKYL BNHSN YVYEE OENBF ALYYJ YCKGR FHYUG EIAMP TVJTD OQAZC MRQQR DNXXQ ZEDPI WNKYA AOQSS OGXBV CLDHU TITLC EVWLA DVJTN WCHOI RMCAR QVKEX DHIBS HXKSU BZWWG QCGLZ NZSWU OFYMA RCQMT PFUNQ UZRRG PJKEL LCJQT DITQK EILGA WAEFK

Message! 7 7 35 35

KAAFH SUHRD PLBOR ODKTF CSPFK WWQZF GTEDJ KFXGC ALFJR JLZRZ YRSTC MJAHE XCGRU VGZYX DYKXS TUMJR LDFVY FLAUQ QEEHM BKCVE HAMJX DLZYQ UEDWE HIKQT HETUV UATDY KEMPA JVFOK SXHUF QHKGD BHMUT FVSLB ZJKPO MJEDE MXTQR

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Decryption

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