Episode 0139: And made woman
Release date: 2021-04-12

Transcript
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Welcome to the secret broadcast, sequence 0 1 3 9.
(Goldberg Variations - 22 by Johann Sebastian Bach)
We have a message for the people in the Occupied Zone:
Boards will warp unless kept dry. Boards will warp unless kept dry.
Oats are a food eaten by horse and man. Oats are a food eaten by horse and man.
Ready!
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PBYIL HTVLX HMKVI XRGIQ DNQQB SJVBB ENUNA AWSZG OIVXD POCTQ DMPCT RNBAZ CADPI VXVHI EEPRH SCKZO RMKSA AIVLB KOBFC LHNTT RIZSR GXVKM YIDCM JROPM DARFE IDQWB LQOWR IYWOI EJPFI
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NMSZF UJUZP EXYGP FOCSL NDDEQ REAPI UYMOU NNJLH FGKNI DVZKH EUDRC RVSVH KXNGK GAQJF ZUJXT MVZFY ABIKR EOKAK FHKDT NCMBS GVEHR GTKIH XQGBE GPBBR KKULB TBPLT WIAEM RARFG ZTLPC HANUF MTFJL VSXPK NSLWL UAOHO KOUWY
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