Episode 0216: Who was a span

Release date: 2022-10-03
A glitched view of a shortwave transmitter

Transcript

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Welcome to the secret broadcast, sequence 0 2 1 6.

(Goldberg Variations - 16 by Johann Sebastian Bach)

We have a message for the people in the Occupied Zone:

The sofa cushion is red and of light weight. The sofa cushion is red and of light weight.

Choose between the high road and the low. Choose between the high road and the low.

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BCEWJ ZQTFE UTYLI DNIEQ WSIQF SEMEQ QFSXZ FJBMC ZXGZC GODSP ESKPD DKBVY TQJKR UZJKU GJCZI CXHBG JIDHD FBOUJ YUZNY UKZVN YBPUE XGCWY HSNCO PFWDG MNNOK CJJPW UKYKY QEQZI JXHVJ SFLFE NTOCU LTZKR BQAOX EQSKN

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LXJKO IRRRL FMENY THGWI LXWMN NQIWX ZQGFK ADMWW LVCZS ILRQU GSSBB UBBDR UWYQB ZSQOL DOAKJ FAPSY HAUNQ TZARF GUUBY ZOOSU KYWNV NECXK RBWQN PQBDB HQGQB VSXKO HMGDS JCNJZ SWNLV PSYDX UTRCT BKVMN CLTJF PCNZT KZPBE

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SNELA IJJPP FFJRG PZDTW KHDUV OMLPM PKGIL TLDUU VIFVX XLDII KJFDO ZXPUN BQEDD WLRZM OPTAK DTFAO YHIFE OUCTE QANCG QNWQN ZDWUM BJTTX TIMGV PPEXR FLARH RDRKU OFFWK NAJXX TWAMY XACAV ZHMNY YTKVE IQHWO SHOGQ

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PVUKH HJFEW UKZMV UFNFF TPQRW XTVUM ALYZM AMDAB BAXZL SPFYH SPUEO FYWUF PHFEE FPEVB BXMQX PRINM NWYHN BZEIK

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KAHUZ MZGZW TGBXM WUETC YZCBS ONDLJ QCQFA KQLFQ CAEXT VGFHP TWYKN LUXHC YIPMX JLCNK WJSID JOEEU EFMDF RTQYP AHHJS XSZEN VSTJC JQORM SPGPT ZHBVD QZXXB FIGLH SQGFN BEAFY KOPNR ERDLB RGTXO AUNKH DYHHH DCDGN IPTWW

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QFHBC ZPOAM SBSFE HNYEM XZMYA IDNBE VRSHQ SPNBO XVHJG IRTTC MKTYY DTHTK QXPVE GYBPU NOHOP DMLXA XBABD QGEZS UBNEL DEMCD

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VCGDQ FJUXQ XIWDL GGVYL OICOI VOWUN RZGMW SKEUD VYHGY PGEEA ECKAW NITKN HLGDX PBVQH FPCEI AWDYB VOEUX FDKZZ IDVCE HAWVL IREDJ FRXTR VWFFF VBIPQ TKMWX NMILN UMHBC CTOHG NDWLN HQGTK VUKMH KESWI KFBKQ QRDLU

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Decryption

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