Episode 0295: Whom all do celebrate
Release date: 2024-04-29
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Transcript
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(Das Wohltemperierte Clavier I, Fuga VI by Johann Sebastian Bach)
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We have a message for the people in the Occupied Zone:
Madam, this is the best brand of corn. Madam, this is the best brand of corn.
The price is fair for a good antique clock. The price is fair for a good antique clock.
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